Monday, May 29, 2006

Train run

Received a forward from some one (you might have already read it) and thought it really demonstrates on how Bombayites literally (heh heh) 'reach out' and help people.A word of caution against attempting to jump out of a running train or crossing tracks. But here’s the forward….

The mega polis of Mumbai holds many a challenge for the 'rookie' who lands here unaware of the hurdles and challenges that he or she might have to face.

A recent incident saw one such hapless victim falling prey to the over enthusiastic nature of Bombay's local train commuters. Our hero, a man from Pune, wanted to go to Matunga, but as luck and trains would have it, boarded a fast train not halting at his destination. He panicked on realizing his mistake but by then the local had started moving. On seeing his plight, a sympathetic co-passenger decided to come to his rescue. It seemed that he had been commuting by that particular train (6:03 pm Kasara Fast) for the past 6 years and had noticed that the train always slowed down just before Matunga station and crawled at a snail's pace while passing through it. He told the man to jump out of the running train as it slowed down and that with a little bit of fleet-footedness, he would make it safely on terra firma. However, knowing the man's inexperience, he added some words of caution: "Keep running the moment you jump or you'll fall. Just keep running." He stressed the word "running" lest the man not know the laws of motion. The train did slow down just before Matunga station and at the prompting of his mentor, our hero jumped out of the train and started running as if all hell had broken loose. What he didn't realize, of course, was that he was running parallel to the train instead of running away from it.

Meanwhile, the train slowed down further, so that the man was running faster than the train. In the process, he reached the door of the next compartment and the footboard commuters there pulled him in thinking he was trying to board the train! To his agony, the train picked up speed and sped past Matunga and his new co-passengers started to congratulate him on how lucky he had been, until he told them that they had actually undone what he had done with great difficulty. Those standing at the door of his "ex-compartment" had witnessed the whole drama and just couldn't stop laughing at the poor man's situation, while he grinned sheepishly.


Bombay Addict said...

funny...but also feel sad for this poor man given the premium on reaching a place on time in this our city !

Full2 Faltu said...

Heard that earlier but can't stop laughing I read it again.

The first time I alighted from a running train was when i was 15-17 years old. Instead of running a little after alighting, i jumped and stopped on the platform. Ofcourse I had a great fall.


Abodh said...

Bombay Addict : Yes , poor fellow

Full2Faltu : Hmm , laws of motion . heh heh